My beloved has been requesting for a while now that I write something about him, as he requires 100% of my attention 100% of the time – a desire which usually manifests itself by him yelling “I need hugs!” every time I make the mistake of making eye contact. When the response is “No, I’m busy”, […]Read more "Jeroen Johannes Bult- A Life."
Finding inspiration can be incredibly difficult sometimes, a real chore. Thankfully, at other times it can fly out of nowhere and slap you square across the face, in much the same way pigeon excrement does any time you stand in any spot in any town in any province in any country in Europe. Today, alas, […]Read more "Perspiration Inspired Inspiration"
About 50 years ago, two New York natives called George and Charlotte Blonsky were visiting the Bronx Zoo when they stumbled upon an idea that, in their minds, would change forever the way that women give birth. While wandering past the elephant enclosure they noticed an elephant in labour was repeatedly turning in concentric […]Read more "The Genius of US Patent No. 321216423"
Strap yourself in peeps. Shit’s about to get real. Real philosophical. I’ve become a real Philisophisimiser. Today’s rant is slightly interactive. At the end of the rant I set you a challenge that, if you are successful, will negate everything that I write below and you’ll receive all the adulation you deserve. You will […]Read more "A Purpose? That’s like a little dolphin, isn’t it?"
I thought I’d devote this post to telling you a bit about myself. The odds are that you already know too much about me but, let’s face it, it’s disgusting egotism that inspires someone to even consider writing a blog so I’m taking this opportunity to talk more about myself. Or more specifically, the name […]Read more "All About Steve"
Backpacker: What’s the weather like today? Me: Sunny. 32 Degrees. Backpacker: All day? Me: No. After 6 billion years the sun is going to burn out around 2pm today.Read more "Tuesday, 8am"
Ladies and gents, it’s time to get serious. Come in a little closer, that’s right, scoot in real close so we can have a serious conversation. Too often we get lost in the ocean of distraction that enshrouds our modern lives, so how about today we all sit down together and discuss something a bit […]Read more "El Mankle"
Not meeting new people is something I am becoming increasingly passionate about. There’s a multitude of reasons, though mostly it’s to do with the inevitable “So.. what do you like to do?” conversation bomb being dropped by a stranger who clearly has nothing better to say. It’s a battle, countering such a line of […]Read more "Fish and Chips"
Well, this is my second post. It’s only my second time, really. Like all great acts with a hit debut I’m a tad nervous my sophomoric effort is going to be a bit of a let down. Mind you, I’m not nearly as nervous as some pregnant African girls must be. You see, having undergone […]Read more "When Birth Comes To Shove"
Occasionally during a relationship you find yourself gazing lovingly at your other half as they are doing something menial, like pottering in the kitchen or reading a book on the train, and you muse over what it is that initially attracted you to them. Why them? Why this particular person, instead of one of […]Read more "He’s a Rocket Man."